The Fernando Poniente Show

Are you getting this? How can a Man take “GOD” to the court? ..
Jen the genius said ” Duh! Just like suing the Dinosaurs”. what do you mean? I replied..
Jen says “They’re extinct” .. so I laughed so hard my belly hurt,
anyway read this.

Nebraska Democratic State Senator Ernie Chambers has decided to go straight to
the top in an effort to stop natural disasters from befalling the world.
Chambers filed a lawsuit against God in Douglas County Court Friday
afternoon, KPTM Fox 42 reported.

And Krysta agreed with Jen. Note that Krysta and Jen are my co-workers and Liberal thinkers.

and went on..

Chambers says he isn’t suing God because he has any kind of beef with the deity. He says the suit is to fight possible laws restricting the filing of frivolous lawsuits.

Then He said

The constitution requires that the courthouse doors be open, so you cannot
prohibit the filing of suits,” Chambers says. “Anyone can sue anyone they
choose, even God.”
Chambers bases his ability to sue God, as, “that
defendant, being omnipresent, is personally present in Douglas County.”

This is as bad as putting Bush admin into trial.
errrr

Oxy moron? A lawyer that cannot lie?

LINCOLN, Neb. - The mystery of one response to a lawsuit against God has
been solved. Eric Perkins, an attorney in Corpus Christi, Texas, said Friday he
filed a response to the lawsuit from Nebraska State Sen. Ernie Chambers. “It’s
kind of a turn on ‘What would Jesus do?’” Perkins said. “I thought to myself,
“what would God say?”
“Defendant denies that this or any court has
jurisdiction … over Him any more than the court has jurisdiction over the wind
or rain, sunlight or darkness,” according to Perkins’ response.
As for
Chambers’ contention that God made terroristic threats, inspired fear and caused
“widespread death, destruction and terrorization,” Perkins wrote that God
“contends that any harm or injury suffered is a direct and proximate result of
mankind ignoring obvious warnings.”
Perkins, who said he is a Christian,
faxed one of at least two responses to Chambers’ lawsuit. He said while he hopes
the lawsuit was just a stunt by Chambers, “maybe his timing has something to do
with world affairs. I’d hate to be that person who sat back and did nothing.”
The problem of serving God a summons could land the lawsuit in the earthly
scrap heap of failed legal actions.
But whether the issue goes before a
judge may largely depend on how hard Chambers pushes the issue. The senator
isn’t asking that notice be served to God, but says in his lawsuit that if he
doesn’t get a summary judgment in the case, he wants a hearing - “if the court
deems such a hearing not to be a futile act.”
Read it here

it has begun…